Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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