I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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