White coat. Heels.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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