He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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