that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she looked like the before picture.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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