I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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