So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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