Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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