i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
