i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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