dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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