I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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