So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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