I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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