If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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