And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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