I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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