is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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