i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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