I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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