Whod you bang
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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