I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
How does one acquire holy water?
Dick very happy bro
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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