I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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