i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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