If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think I just sharted jello shots
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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