I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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