Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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