Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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