During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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