my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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