Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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