Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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