This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Nobody cheats on THIS.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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