if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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