I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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