I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I need to calm my uterus...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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