i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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