lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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