no. you can't hotbox the world.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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