So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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