READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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