Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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