I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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