Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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