Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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