she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Randomize
