then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Yo dont text me then not text me
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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