so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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