strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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