You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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