Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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