Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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