Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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