didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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